You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
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