why didn't you poke me back
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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