I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
