Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Shitshow foam night was such a success
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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