Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
as a side note pls kill me
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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