i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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