So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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