Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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