When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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