"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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