But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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