Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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