North Korea, Best Korea!
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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