you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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