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Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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