"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Just invented taco cereal.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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