so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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