Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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