i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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