Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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