I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
She said her name was "party"
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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