We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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