I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
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