How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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