So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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