The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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