he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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