He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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