do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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