She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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