in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
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