Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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