My liver just broke up with me...
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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