brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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