Whod you bang
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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