Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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