chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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