I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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