They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Dear god my vagina.
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