U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Randomize