Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I deserve this hangover.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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