and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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