so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
