Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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