Just fell off a train. Bad.
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I party with great urgency now.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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