Don't you send me to vm
Nicole vs. Life
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
