don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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