On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
This is the prime rib incident all over again
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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