so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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