Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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