turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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