is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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