don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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