I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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