and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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